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A long time ago(about 10 years), a guy walks out of a Blockbuster and says to himself “Why am I paying these damn late fees?  These guys suck, talk about corporate america screwing the little guy.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Reed Hastings, the birth of Netflix.com and the death of Blockbuster.  Well not total death, but pretty damn close.  But alas, all is not lost.  Here are some ideas for Blockbuster if they decide to turn things around:

RENT PORN.  Ok Blockbuster guys, I’m gonna give you a litte hint to survive.  Call up these guys at a company called WantedList, and buy their company(cash only please) for less than what you paid for MovieLink.  Now you have porn.  EASY.

And here’s some porn for you the reader, a link to our new downloads section.

luvluv

-Jen

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Playboy is a very interesting company to watch.  It’s a modern day soap opera, where this evil corporate structure is tying to wrest control away from family control that may be outdated.  Here’s an interesting article where the question was posed to some adult leaders, including one of the founders of WantedList, in which they were posed with the question: What would you do with Playboy?

You know what I’d do?  In the idiocracy that we call society, I’d dumb it down for all the masses and make choosing of the next Hugh Hefner a contestant reality show.  The show would get ratings, and the company wouldn’t be any worse off than it is right now.  And everyone could Facebook the contestants for voting, and we could Twitter/Group think it to death.

We don’t carry that froo froo Playboy stuff anymore, so how about some nice hardcore anal?

Love Lots!

-Jen

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Red States and Blue States

Posted on Mar 3

Here’s a very interesting article from ABC News.  The largest consumers of porn in the US are good ol’ folks living in the Red states.  Which is interesting because these are the people that are so publicly vocal against porn.

But you know what, that’s ok by me.  Porn is a private matter to be enjoyed by adults like you and me.  It proves that we’re all human.

Speaking of human, here are some that are naked and having sex.

Love lots!

-Jen

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This post was put up on slashdot a bit ago.  There’s apparently a new beta SilverLight player that Netflix is allowing its customers to use, but users are pretty pissed about it.  Reasons include: feelings of being tricked into using it, slow low quality streams, and not being able to go back to the old player.  Sounds like my last relationship.

And people don’t trust porn companies?  The only fucking that’s going on is on the screen.

*Deep movie voice*

“We here at WantedList value our customers.  We would never do anything to piss you off and then not let you go back to the old way.  In fact our motto here is options.  Who else gives you 15 different plans that mix DVD, VOD, Download and iPhone service that you can change at any time?  But wait there’s more.  We offer VOD in fast Flash streaming, downloads in Xvid, which play on XBox 360, Playstation 3, and select DVD players, and h.264 for iPhones, iPods and iPod Touch’s.

*/Deep movie voice*

-Jen (I do a pretty hot deep movie voice)

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